The Bashmore Strikes Back: Ipod Micro

The Bashmore Strikes Back

Sunday, September 25, 2005

Ipod Micro

"The technological breakthrough of this half hour" 'WHICH' Magazine

"Best Thing Since Sliced Bread Went Commercial" 'TECH GEEK TUESDAY' Magazine

We at BENCO Productions are proud to present the next line in musical software.
First there was the Ipod....then the Ipod Mini...then the Ipod Nano...now buy the brand spanking new
"IPod Micro"

Our boffins have been hard at work to bring you an even smaller device that you will lose as soon as you put it down...the Micro is the smallest yet...and is the size of a strand of hair...here is the exclusive first picture of the device...





Small isnt it





The IPOD MICRO comes with astounding ability to hold one song...yes one whole song!
But as well as that is the shuffle...now you can shuffle your one song while you walk

The Ipod Micro...buy it now folks...cus in another half an hour the Ipod Teeny Tiny gets released...and that can hold 30 seconds of a song

The Ipod Micro..."Cus We Like Ripping You Dumb Schmucks Off"

3 Comments:

At 10:22 am, Anonymous Ad said...

Thats brilliant. Hey, if you buy a wig of iPod micros, you could store thousands of songs on your head!

 
At 12:36 pm, Anonymous trixie said...

alright bitch!

 
At 11:57 pm, Blogger Bashmore said...

Who you be callin bitch, mofo!
If you've bought one or considered it, may i point an laugh over the internet

 

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